Today is Sluday, or Slutday? SLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUTTTTT DDDDDAAAAAAAYYYY
(Shatterday is cracking me the fuck up right now tbh because all I can think of is “I shat”, like, “Shatterday is the day which I shat. It was a really huge shit. I can’t believe I shat that much. It also smelled really bad, and I nearly passed out from the smell and all the shitting. Have you ever, shat? Shit? That much. I’ve never shat that much. I wonder if Jesus ever, shat? Shit? - I don’t know which one is right - that much. What would Jesus do if he shat that much? Oh god, did they have to wipe their asses with leaves? Is that why we get a day off on the 7th day? Because you’re so worn out from all the shitting? Man, sometimes resent Shatterday because, it’s just, it’s tedious, you know? All that shitting. For a whole day. Did I mention I almost passed out last time? When I shat. On Shatterday.”)
What is my life? Look at these choices.
(via itssofluffyyy)
